Bruce: Apart from the cape, not a scratch, Alfred— unless you count a slight touch of Poison Ivy!
Alfred: A prankster in the park?
Bruce: No. A very deadly lady. She killed one man— made another leap from six stories up! Very… strange!
Alfred: Stranger than the Catwoman?
Bruce: By a whisker! You know how some women are beautiful, but they just don’t turn you on? Well, Poison Ivy is both—beautiful and sexy! It’s almost as if she walks around in a mist of pheromones…!
Alfred: I thought you’d left that all behind, sir. Your energy being required elsewhere, so to speak.
Bruce: Even a Batman can daydream!
Alfred: Yes, sir. I’m sure he can.
Batman: Four of a Kind
I love Alfred so damn much.
I swear to reblog this every time I see it, if only for the next to last panel. Oh, Alfred, all the fucks you do not...